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Target Practice with the Local Pigeon Population Fouls California’s Superb Animal Kindness Record

    Target Practice with the Local Pigeon Population Fouls California’s Superb Animal Kindness Record

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE on neighborhood watch On a walk through my neighborhood, I came upon a man standing on the sidewalk and aiming a Daisy Model 25 BB gun into

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Donald O’Donovan’s Night Train Tunnels Through the Belly of the Great American Beast

    Donald O’Donovan’s Night Train Tunnels Through the Belly of the Great American Beast

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles Within the first few weeks after I’d moved to Los Angeles, I was sitting outside at a coffee shop on Wilshire and Western, and an

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Switching Out One Robot for Another: Billionaire CEO Looks Forward to Lame Future

    Switching Out One Robot for Another: Billionaire CEO Looks Forward to Lame Future

I won’t tell you which private security firm the man with a limp was from, as I am not one to inflict unnecessary harm on any undeserving entity. It doesn’t

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Google Glass Scuffle in LA: ‘You Wannabe, One-Eyed Antichrist’

    Google Glass Scuffle in LA: ‘You Wannabe, One-Eyed Antichrist’

…the Antichrist would come, “a man blind in his right eye in which all light is extinguished, even as it were a grape”, and he would cause great corruption on

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Texting & Driving In Los Angeles Triggers the Destroyer In Me

  Texting & Driving In Los Angeles Triggers the Destroyer In Me

“I really wish I knew why I’d done some of the things I’ve done over the years. I don’t know

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One Earthworm Suffers Unspeakable Torment In Act of Kindness Gone Awry

  One Earthworm Suffers Unspeakable Torment In Act of Kindness Gone Awry

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles “On that best portion of a good man’s life, His little, nameless, unremembered, acts Of

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Former Iraqi Dictator Lives: Saddam Hussein Seen Zipping Around Los Angeles

  Former Iraqi Dictator Lives: Saddam Hussein Seen Zipping Around Los Angeles

It’s for good reason that Southern Californians overwhelmingly believe that Saddam Hussein, the former gluttonous dictator of Iraq, is still

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Los Angeles Vigilante Doles Out Justice To Red Light Runners

  Los Angeles Vigilante Doles Out Justice To Red Light Runners

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE Los Angeles I thought you’d need a bigger gun, I said, as he pulled out a dulled

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Ghetto Tracker App Steers Me Clear of Hollywood, Into Skarsgard Obsessed Psychic

  Ghetto Tracker App Steers Me Clear of Hollywood, Into Skarsgard Obsessed Psychic

My Ghetto Tracker app kept steering me around the outskirts of Hollywood. I was looking for an adept psychic. I

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Los Angeles Pygmalion Creates Perfect Woman

  Los Angeles Pygmalion Creates Perfect Woman

Pygmalion lives. Galatea has been crafted. Kind of. Although the story is less magical than Ovid’s tale. [The video is

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