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Depressing Bill Cosby Conversation Over Uplifting Starbucks Thanksgiving Blend Coffee

    Depressing Bill Cosby Conversation Over Uplifting Starbucks Thanksgiving Blend Coffee

My neighbor said he felt he’d been assaulted by Bill Cosby. We were standing out by the dumpster. Propped up next to an empty milk jug and a crushed beer

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Unless You’re the LA Mayor, It’s Essential You Cut Back on Water

    Unless You’re the LA Mayor, It’s Essential You Cut Back on Water

September 23, 2013 The Los Angeles Energy Savings Assistance Program Boondoggle Bob was beside himself. Actually, I was beside Bob, standing in his dingy bathroom with its dulled black and

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Getting Married to a Star: What Worries You About Charlie Manson?

    Getting Married to a Star: What Worries You About Charlie Manson?

I received a highly confidential, insider’s report that the leader of the Hermit Kingdom, Kim Jong-Un, reportedly clapped his hands upon hearing the latest celebrity gossip out of America. Big

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Chef Arnold, An American Rebel, Feeding Florida’s Homeless Despite Arrests

    Chef Arnold, An American Rebel, Feeding Florida’s Homeless Despite Arrests

“If this Chef Arnold makes edible, nutritious food, and he lives in the United States of America instead of North Korea,” Humdinger said, “then there should be no problem with

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We’re Worried About the Big E & We Don’t Mean Encephalitis

    We’re Worried About the Big E & We Don’t Mean Encephalitis

All of the fear. All of the tension. It’s ironic I started off 2014 with such a positive article about placing

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Transrealism from the Hermit Kingdom: ‘Ain’t That What You Do?’

    Transrealism from the Hermit Kingdom: ‘Ain’t That What You Do?’

I received an email from one of my many North Korean readers the other day. He cited an article in

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Like Ants to Costco Toiling After the Metaphorical Pinch of Sugar

    Like Ants to Costco Toiling After the Metaphorical Pinch of Sugar

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE for Kim Jong Un, who gave us quite a scare Before leaving home I noticed a string

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Ebola Like An Oil Change, Says Lyle Shove-It, Hollywood’s Famous Bum & Oracle

    Ebola Like An Oil Change, Says Lyle Shove-It, Hollywood’s Famous Bum & Oracle

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE somewhere in LA I wrote four years ago that 2010 would be the best year to die,

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Insanity Gone Mad in Debate Over Scotland

    Insanity Gone Mad in Debate Over Scotland

MICHAEL J BLAIR Perthshire, Scotland (see MJ Blair’s Scottish Independence series here) The longest political campaign in the history of

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Piecemeal WWIII: What Is A Pope To Do?

    Piecemeal WWIII: What Is A Pope To Do?

A friendly fellow in a coffee shop told me Pope Francis is saying the world is experiencing its third world war. He showed me the news article on his computer.

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