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The Last Time There Was So Much Charlie Worship Hollywood Almost Imploded

    The Last Time There Was So Much Charlie Worship Hollywood Almost Imploded

I haven’t seen so much Charlie worship since I broke the news story in 2011 about the Hollywood Walk of Fame’s plans to award Charles Manson a star for his

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You’re the Reason It Doesn’t Rain In California

    You’re the Reason It Doesn’t Rain In California

It rained for two and a half days. Gentle, pitter-pattering that we all should have been hoping and praying for. No mudslides, but a much needed dousing. Yet my neighbor,

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I’m Charlie, You’re Charlie, Unfortunately We’re All Charlie Hebdo

    I’m Charlie, You’re Charlie, Unfortunately We’re All Charlie Hebdo

“Killing people is bad. There, I said it. Now, can we start talking about the deeper issues going on?” — Hubert Humdinger, exiled cultural philosopher. An awful lot of people are

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Relishing the Sony Hacking Scandal; North Korea ‘Routing the Hollywood Zionists’

    Relishing the Sony Hacking Scandal; North Korea ‘Routing the Hollywood Zionists’

My North Korean readership has been warning me to get out of the United States before I’m deemed an enemy. “Come to Promised Land,” one man wrote me. He claims

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Holiday Kindness: Am I Worth the Genetically-Modified Calories I Take In?

  Holiday Kindness: Am I Worth the Genetically-Modified Calories I Take In?

ADAM MICHAEL LUEBKE I really thought the day before Thanksgiving I was going to witness my first headline-worthy act of

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Knowing Where Skidrow Is

  Knowing Where Skidrow Is

JOHN BENNETT (originally sent to Bennett’s email list — sign up below for more like this) Thirty years ago last

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Day Before Thanksgiving, 2002

  Day Before Thanksgiving, 2002

ERIC CHAET (originally posted at 100 So-Called Poems) Day before Thanksgiving, 2002 aged 57: Sun came out & the river was

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Depressing Bill Cosby Conversation Over Uplifting Starbucks Thanksgiving Blend Coffee

  Depressing Bill Cosby Conversation Over Uplifting Starbucks Thanksgiving Blend Coffee

My neighbor said he felt he’d been assaulted by Bill Cosby. We were standing out by the dumpster. Propped up

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Unless You’re the LA Mayor, It’s Essential You Cut Back on Water

  Unless You’re the LA Mayor, It’s Essential You Cut Back on Water

September 23, 2013 The Los Angeles Energy Savings Assistance Program Boondoggle Bob was beside himself. Actually, I was beside Bob,

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Getting Married to a Star: What Worries You About Charlie Manson?

  Getting Married to a Star: What Worries You About Charlie Manson?

I received a highly confidential, insider’s report that the leader of the Hermit Kingdom, Kim Jong-Un, reportedly clapped his hands

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