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Humdinger’s Seattle Washington Mug

Humdinger’s Seattle Washington Mug
April 14
15:44 2016

Humdingers Seattle Mug

The old philosopher told me he drank coffee out of this mug from around 1974 to 1977 while writing numerous manuscripts that never came to be published. “This was while I was in Ohio. I’ve only ever been to Seattle once,” Humdinger told me, “but I felt like I was there every morning while drinking out of this mug.”

The vicious old thinker coughed twice before continuing, “I like mugs. I’ve owned many in my lifetime. This one served its purpose. Hopefully it’ll find a decent home somewhere.”

What did Humdinger do when he was in Seattle? “I liked to set and look at the rain,” he said. “That’s where I found the mug and bought it. I dare say it’s a classic.”

Why was he in Washington in the first place? “Back then it wasn’t as popular as it is today to call out the famous musicians using Satanic imagery and occult symbols from Ancient Babylonia in their music, so I was there to give a speech on that aspect of popular entertainment. It was a small conference for rare birds like myself who wanted to speak out against violence and evil in the industry. But we got rained out. It was my fault. I planned it in a small park, but I forgot Seattle’s wet.”

Price: $3016.00 (please add S&H $9.00)

My friend, the exiled, cultural philosopher Hubert Humdinger sent me two boxes of junk…well, not junk at all if you’re a Humdinger fanatic, and there are a few of them out there, including myself. So I’m putting some of the best stuff on sale to help support this website. I’ll be uploading certain items as I receive them from HH, polish them, and have them ready to send out.

NOTE: Items only to be shipped within the 48 states. No PO boxes or APOs.
If you’d like to purchase one of Humdinger’s used items, please donate the asking price for the item by clicking on the PayPal button, and send the money through Friends & Family.
If anybody else on the web is selling so-called “authentic” Humdinger goods, trust me, it’s a scam.


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