Dear Dirty America

‘Let’s All Just Laugh’ series

After the explosive interview with Barbara Walters, the world was corrected that Donald Sterling’s working girl, V Stiviano, was actually “not his mistress or his whore.”

Well, Dear Dirty America stands corrected after a misfiring of the facts in its most recent post titled “Donald Sterling Not the Most Eloquent Racist“. We thought when young women call old billionaires sweetie, and ask if there is going to be a breaking up of the relationship, there was some sort of romance involved.

In fact, the very way Sterling’s voice raised in pitch as he apologized, and then whined about how she doesn’t understand why taking pictures with minorities is a bad thing, was a clear sign, at least to those of us here at DDA, that the two were basically just sleeping together. Because one of them is 80, and the other is still young enough to have a body naturally producing human growth hormone, there had to be some money involved.

The Huffington Post gathered it all as Walters slurred her way to the truth about Sterling and Viviano’s relationship:

Stiviano said she’s Sterling’s “everything — his confidant, his best friend, his silly rabbit.” Walters pressed Stiviano, asking if she was “in love with Sterling,” to which Stiviano replied, “No, I’m not in love… I love him like a father figure.”

Stiviano later described their financial arrangement, “He first started paying me as an employee and then he started paying me off the books.”

She added the biggest misconception about her is “that I’m a mistress or a whore.”

There are one of two ways to view this whole meaningless debacle. Either V Stiviano is lying about being a mistress or a whore. Or, we can take appropriate action: